Better Living Through Science

See, not all frankenfood is bad for you.

Of course it's probably the death knell for some of childhood's most popular songs though.

Tony Snow as WH Press Secretary

How much of a headache would this be for Fox if one of it's prime personalities became the offical mouthpiece of the Bush White House?

White House Shake Up

Do you think this will be a meaningful change for the administration or are they just re-arranging the deck chairs as the ship goes down?

The Latest Flavor Sensation

I wonder if Ben & Jerry's rushed this one out in time for St. Patrick's Day.

Brian Wilson's Foreign Policy

This is so wrong, but probably damn close to the truth.

Tip: If you are checking this at work, make sure you have you headphones on and turn down the volume.

Lindsay Lohan on Nuking Iran

Couldn't disagree more, HarlemUSA. I need to hear Fall Out Boy's views on immigration reform and Sean Paul's solution for stopping civil war in Iraq.

Sen. Hardball?

Nah, I doubt it. Why take the pay cut? His ego is fed everytime he's on TV and worshipping John McCain. Besides, can Pennsylvania stand another pro-life candidate?

Why do you guys hate him and Russert so much? Because they're not DailyKos followers? Hidden GOPers who help the neocons? There are plenty on the Right who would wet themselves thinking about that. Just curious.

Now, if only Bill O'Reilly would run for office so we could ignore him.

Senator Matthews?

The Huffington Post reports that Hardball host Chris Matthews is thinking about running for the US Senate from the great state of Pennsylvania.

Thoughts?

Nuking Iran? No

Okay, I have a rule: Never, ever use nukes, especially in the Middle East, where tempers run high and moronic views flourish like mulletts at a Dokken reunion concert.

Redacted offered a mind-boggling theory that this is all about a new oil exchange based on the Euro instead of the Dollar. My head -- she spins!

Okay, so no nuke shower on Tehran, but do we allow Iran to have the bomb? I say no, not now, not ever. They are unstable; support terrorism; and have vowed to blow Israel off the map. Oh, and if anyone comes to their new president with a ton of cash for a small nuke in the future, it will be a nice deal.

No, Iran can never become a nuclear entity.

I see 'standard' missile strikes to at least delay their capacity to build a bomb for a decade. We're talking scores if not hundreds of cruise missiles in a series of strikes. And if their army or navy strikes at us, we take them down.

Will this inspire Joe and Jane Iran to rise up against the US? Sure, I guess so. They hate us already so it's no real loss or change from the status quo. I am sure they have a ton of American flags ready to burn.

As for Seymour Hersh's report in The New Yorker that some in the administration think the younger Iranians will rise up and overthrow the mullahs, it's doubtful. We cannot trust Bush and co to foresee or build a democracy ever again.

This Nuke Iran thing is saber-rattling on the right. Who would have thought that The New Yorker and Sy Hersh would be the perfect mouthpiece for the administration?