Freelance Chronicles Part XXIII

So far, my story clocks in at 1,152 words and two of those include "Raw version". Four hundred more words and we have an article that, once it's posted, will break the Internet in two.

In the meantime, I have returned some library books, ate some of the Chinese food that may have brought on the food poisoning, trimmed my fingernails and listened to some of The Onion's radio reports. Check them out!

Kill me.