I've Got a File!

We'll I'm not sure if the government is monitoring my oversea phone calls, but my neighbors are keeping tabs on me. How do I know, well they told me so in an anonymous letter I found outside my apartment door.

Dated January 23, 2006 it reads:

Hello,

As a neighbor we have to as you to pleas be considerate of those living around you on ALL sides. We can respect the hours that you keep, however, we expect your respect in return. The walls, ceilings, and floors are very thin and during all hours of the nigh and early morning it sounds as though you are moving funrinture and dropping wieths on the floor. We were woken up at 7:30 on Saturday and Sunday mornings and kept up of an hour from the noise coming from your apartment. Just to offer a suggestion, area rugs help to cut don on the noise from footsepts and loud voices, howerve as fara s dropping things on the floor is concerned, please remember that you do in fact have neighbors and common coutesty shouldn't be too much to ask. We will keep a date copy of this letter in hopes that the nosie level will decrease without have to take this issue to the landloard.

Thank you.

Considering, I'm on first-name basis with my across-the-hall neighbor and my upstairs neighbor and that the note is printed on heavy bond resume paper. I'm guessing that this is my relatively new downstairs neighbor, who's about 23 or 24.

My first instinct is to set my alarm clock for 3:45 in the morning and drop a Mason Jar full on ball bearings on my kitchen floor. Then I vacillated for about three-minutes thinking I should be more considerate, but screw it. If you don't have the balls to sign your name, you aren't going to get a response.